For Lack of a Better Name

bespectacledbisexual:

i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment

because men are disappointing

fancypancakes:

confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

fancypancakes:

confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

vaporeowned:

boy: Its like we finish each others sentences

girl: .

firewonk:

same

coffeepeople:

There are two types of single people 

  1. desperately wants to be in a relationship
  2. desperately wants to remain single for as long as possible 

I am both.

lexikittypop:

Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.

death-by-lulz:

This Is How Koalas Run
thank you

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

death-by-lulz:

This Is How Koalas Run

thank you

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

nbctv:

nbcsnl:

Earlier today, we were all like….

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But after hearing the news about The Maya Rudolph Show, we’re all like…

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Congratulations on The Maya Rudolph Show getting an airdate, Maya! You know we’ll be watching. Everybody be sure to watch the premiere on May 19 at 10pm ET/PT, and you might just see some familiar faces (Andy Samberg, Fred Armisen and Chris Parnell, among others)…

Back on the market and ready to rock!

tastefullyoffensive:

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