For Lack of a Better Name

tinychatter:

u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you

anikamoa05:

aries: bro ho

taurus: realest ho

gemini:  fake ho

cancer: sensitive ho

leo: cool ho

virgo: bitch ho

libra: smart ass ho

scorpio: best ho

sagittarius: chill ho

capricorn: bitter ho

aquarius:  crazy ho

pisces:  magical ho

megaparsecs:

we’re all better and gayer people than we used to be 

that wasn’t very ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of you
cueparanoia:

They either didn’t think this through or they really thought this through

cueparanoia:

They either didn’t think this through or they really thought this through

thatfunnyblog:

the good news is that i had time to stop for a frappe

mamrie:

Spaghetti, beer, & wedding dress shows in bed on a Friday night because  I do what I want.

mamrie:

Spaghetti, beer, & wedding dress shows in bed on a Friday night because I do what I want.

princeofkawaii:

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn