i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment
because men are disappointing
whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal
I will reblog this until my fingers bleed
boy: Its like we finish each others sentences
There are two types of single people
- desperately wants to be in a relationship
- desperately wants to remain single for as long as possible
I am both.
Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.
Earlier today, we were all like….
But after hearing the news about The Maya Rudolph Show, we’re all like…
Congratulations on The Maya Rudolph Show getting an airdate, Maya! You know we’ll be watching. Everybody be sure to watch the premiere on May 19 at 10pm ET/PT, and you might just see some familiar faces (Andy Samberg, Fred Armisen and Chris Parnell, among others)…
Back on the market and ready to rock!